I looked at my own cervix.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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