i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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