come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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