Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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