Are we in a gay sports bar?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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