Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i already hear my dad disowning me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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