On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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