im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
