butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just pee around me
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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