i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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