haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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