Your dad touched me again.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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