I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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