we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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