yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize
