oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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