okay pat passed out under dana's car
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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