I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize