I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You're so nebulous sometimes
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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