Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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