My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sorry about my life...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize