I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Found your dick twin last night
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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