Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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