Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
