I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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