the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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