is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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