Do you still have your period?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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