I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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