you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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