He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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