i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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