So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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