Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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