That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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