I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i will never coherently bang her
We are two peas in an std pod
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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