Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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