no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need to sanitize my soul.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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