Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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