About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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