Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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