Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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