all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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