Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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