I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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