Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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