So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
