Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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