We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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