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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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