whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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