My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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