FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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