Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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