I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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