i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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